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“It was you, wasn’t it? I hate you.”
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“It was so weird. This guy just came up and said he needed my shoulder circles.”
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“They stole my pants… and most of my shirt. Yeah, they had knives and stuff. Look, can I just please have some pants?”
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“No, I can’t tilt my head any farther, shit-for-brains.”
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“Um, Mr. Patterson, I thought you said after you took my picture I could have some ice cream…”
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“Oh my GOD what the fuck are you looking at?”
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“You think you can get with THIS?”
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“I’m gonna bend that spoon.”
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“Why would you think I’d talk to you?”
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“What? Nothing! I’m not doing anything! Jesus!”
